Last night watching the news reports of MJ’s death

Bird: So there’s two Michael Jackson’s?

Me: No there’s only one

Bird: No…there’s a brown skinned Michael Jackson and a white Michael Jackson

Me: *sigh*

Tuesday evening at dinner for T’s graduation

Me: Grandma (R’s mom) is turning 60 tomorrow.

Bird:*In total amazement*  She’s only 59??? I didn’t know she was that young.  I thought she was like 82!

I explained that because Grandma is sick (cancer) she looks older now.  I was amazed that at her age she thought 60 was young.

The stuff that comes out of this girls mouth I can’t make up.