There have been several convos that have made my eyes pop over the past couple of weeks. Unfortunately, Bird has been a primary in a few of them.
Scene 1: Hotel Room
I needed two small carry-on suitcases. I borrowed a small suitcase from my girlfriend. I’m in the hotel getting ready for the wedding. I go into the suitcase for something and notice something stuck in a crevice. I pull it out and it says ‘St.imu.lant Rx” *eyes stretched*…I’m thinking I know wayyyy too much about D and I laugh. I head back to the bathroom and Bird yells out “Mommy…you better not be taking these St.imu.lant Rx“! OMG! I leaped into the hall yelling “It’s NOT MINE…IT’S MS.D’S…thats HER suitcase!” ROFL!!! She was glaring at me with accusatory eyes! I ratted D out…lol…I’m not a good liar.
Scene 2: At the church while the Bride is getting ready.
As weddings go someway…somehow…the veil was misplaced. Someone left to go to a bridal shop, but it was closed. The bride finally gets dressed and someone says “You look beautiful…just gorgeous..you don’t even need the veil“ She looks down…smoothes her dress down and says “you think so?” We all nod and co-sign in agreement. Bird says real nonchalant like…”I think she needs it“ *DEAD* It was time to go…I snatched her lil tail out and headed to the sanctuary.
Scene 3: Va. Beach eating outside on the patio.
The weekend that I went to Virginia I hooked up with some old family friends. They really are old. Doll is in her early 70’s I’ll say. This was my first time meeting this particular daughter who was in her 50’s. We ate lunch outside and then had ice cream for dessert. Doll’s Daughter, V chose butter pecan. We sorta eating in silence, enjoying ourselves when Doll looks up and says to her daughter…”where are your teeth?” V is sitting with her lips all sucked in and I see the pecans lined around on a napkin *eyes stretched*. V doesn’t answer…her eyes speak volumes. “You are never gonna get used to your teeth if you don’t keep them in when you eat” *DEAD* Am I supposed to be privy to this exchange??? V: “I know Ma…I know“ All the while her head down and gumming that ice cream.
