Weekend Turn-out Tuesday, Sep 8 2009

After church on Saturday we went to visit my grandmother. You may remember that she has dementia and she is in a nursing home. When we visit she’s normally in the rec room where there is all kinda chaos…folx screaming and rambling. So my mother suggested we take her into her room and visit there. Just trying to get her from A to B is a task.

Once inside the room Bird stretched across her bed and T sat at the edge…at some point Bird makes this random comment about Grandmommy not watching Noggin. Then, my mom kept asking Grandmommy “Do you know who I am?” After a few times Bird says “She’s on mute“. We HOLLLLERED! She says all of this with a straight face.

Saturday night my mom lent me “The Soloist”. I got myself all geared up for a night in…I was rubbing my hands together prepared for a good movie night….(READ NO DATE) lol Fifteen minutes into this film I needed to call Mommy.

Me: Mommy, did you like this movie?

Mommy: No

Me: Then why the heck you give it to me???

Mommy: BAWAHAHAHAHAAAA…you don’t like it?

Me: Uh…NO! Dang if you didn’t like why’d you suggest I watch it?

Mommy: ROFL!!!!! LOL!!!!! I don’t know..HA HA HEEE HEEEE…I thought maybe you would *chuckle chuckle*

Me: Hmph….you coulda gave me a back up movie.

Mommy: Ok ok…I’ll bring you a another movie…You crazy!

Me: So I’ve been told

As a result, I watched every T.O episode that night and BOY!!! I have the ILLEST crush on that man. I like his smile.

Eventually I went to sleep and had an erotic dream about him. Then when it was time to get strapped on his…uh….tool was not impressive. It was un.circum.cised and it was all twisted up…like it had to be unraveled…ewww. I don’t know where my mind is…I just know it’s been a long time..LOL!!

Sunday we went to a Luau. I prepared baked macaroni and cheese. I arrived on time and they were STILL setting up. I’ve had my share of hosting, and sometimes things run behind schedule but DANG you just now putting clothes on the tables!? It wasn’t up and running until 2 hours later. By nightfall we were all having a good time….especially Bird

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Crash Course Thursday, Sep 3 2009

The hosts are flippin’ HILARIOUS!  Bird and I HEART this show.  Last week she said that I should be a contestant and I agreed.  I figure this is pretty much how driving in NY is anyway.

My only objection is that the prize award is $50,000.  There are teams of two so that would be a $25,000 split.  The show is dangerous, and I’m sure they make you sign a waiver…if you die…sars!

Have you or wWould you ever apply to be a contestant on a game show? If so which one.

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Weekend turn-out Monday, Aug 17 2009

Saturday

Last week I agreed to sit on the pulpit this Sabbath. OMG! Nerves?? Baaaaad! I rehearsed my part ova and ova and ova and ova. I TRIED to smile…my Aunt said I should. Thankfully, it went over well and I didn’t pass out cuz that woulda been REALLLLY embarassing. Speaking in front of 600 ppl is no joke…even it IS just 10 seconds.

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Baby Breath Tuesday, Aug 11 2009

…..ooooh I LOVE baby breath.  Is this not THE cutest lil boy??

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My jam! Saturday, Jun 6 2009

I’m killin’ this song in my car!  The video does not depict what I thought it would…but hey :shrug:

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Finales Friday, May 15 2009

Oy Vey! My heart can’t handle this mess.  These two hour finales are reallly killing me.  I’m the kinda gal that needs to be in bed…tv off by 10 pm to function at 5:45 am.  George and Iz?!  WHY OH WHY OH WHY??? I don’t have the same disdain for Iz that most have.  I don’t want her to go.  Why the black doctor gotta be the single mom?  Yeah she’s the only mom on the show….so?There are far too many scalpels in a hospital for Karev to not get cut for talking all crazy. 

The last 10 minutes of Grey’s was torture! Stomach all in knots on top of knots!  These finales…I can’t *sigh*  I woke up poor Bird with my sobs.

I’m not fully recovered and I don’t wanna wait until NOVEMBER to see what happens.  You notice writers/producers/actors are working less and less.  Back in the day seasons were supposed to start in mid-September the latest and end in May/June.  Hmph….What shows have got you going??

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Weekend turn-out Tuesday, Apr 28 2009

Mainnnne…its been crazy.  Friday on the way home I had hopes of settling in at home, taking a bubble bath and relaxing. *insert record scratch*  Miss K calls me hollerin’ about her eye.  I spent Friday night in the emergency room with her.  After the doctor examined her he returned with some tool and drops…he’s working on her and I hear her say “Whatchu doin’ YO?” *faint*  I’m telling you he BLINKED.

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Pissed and tiyad…. Thursday, Apr 16 2009

….tiyad and pissed *sigh* I’m not so pissed off anymore but YES TUR DAY! Miss K and I had a few appts and then we went shopping.   Miss K has roughly fiddy billion pairs of jeans.  I on the other hand rotate like 3 or 4.  They fit me well…Ilike them, but I started thinkin perhaps I should step up my denim.  So I found 3 pairs of jeans that I realllly liked and fit all of me very well.  I made the purchase and skipped along…lunch and 5 more stores later Miss K notices the bag is gone….THE BAG IS GONNNEEEE! We retraced our steps and located the store where I put it down.  The sales associate said she saw the bag, but thought it belonged to the woman who she just finished helping.  My heart sank *sigh*  and I couldn’t help but recall how many times I’ve returned something that did not belong to me.  Miss K kept going on about how she would cry and how I SHOULD cry.  I did wanna cry!  This has never happened to me before.  I went back to the store and re-purchased 2 out of the 3.  I had to get the next size up which did not fit me as well, but watever.

Do ya’ll know teenagers?  Well if you don’t let me share that teenagers believe the sun rises and sets for them.  While we were shopping Miss K had a few moments…pouting and carrying on over foolishness.  I warned her the next time she started acting like a 2 year old that I too would fall out, act like a 2 year old and embarass her.  Since this behavior comes so naturally to her I guess she forgot my promise…or she didn’t believe me.  Which ever the case I told her that I wanted to check another store.  I was looking for a nice pair of sneaker type shoes, something comfortable that I could just throw on.  I had already checked DSW and a few other stores.  At the mention of this she did something…I can’t even recall what it was now, but I threw myself on the ground and started flailing my arms and legs, yelling..I.SHOWED.OUT. for a good 15 seconds.  I heard “OMG!”  I’ve never seen her walk so fast.  When I caught up to her she was such a nice shade of red…and she said “I can’t believe you did that OMG that was soooo embarassing…people were looking at meeeee”  hmph

Last night we went to see Duplicity…*SNORE*

I think I forgot to mention that my new fabulous dentist wants to use me as a teeth/smile model

I’m going to be on the road in a bit to get the girls…I need another vacation. I’m tiyad.

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Celebrity Apprentice Friday, Feb 20 2009

Is anyone planning to watch this?  In case you haven’t heard, this is the cast.

Brain McKnight – howudoin’??

Andrew Dice Clay – Greatest Stand-up Comic? How bout NAWT!

Joan Rivers & her daughter Melissa – BAWAHAHAAAA I envision mother daughter dysfunction

Tionne Watkins – Cool out of Crazy, Sexy, Cool

Khloe Kardashian – Did she ever go to jail?

Clint Black  – mmm

Dennis Rodman – Somebody’s gonna get hit

Scott Hamilton – mmm again

Herschel Walker – I’ve never heard of him

Tom Greene – He repulses me for some reason

Who put this crew together?  I really think somebody’s gonna get hit.

Does anyone care?

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Family Fun Wednesday, Feb 18 2009

This is how I spent Valentine’s Day.  We had a great time at the Harlem Globetrotters game.  Here are few pics.

We got to meet some of the players.  They were so nice.

I also took my god-daughter and her friend.  Bird referred to her as “he”. When they corrected her…she was like I SAID “He!” She didn’t understand the problem…Then she was like “Oh, you’re a she”  *embarassing*

We had great seats

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