I was greeted by this on the dining room table last night when I came home from school…..tired.
I’mma need Bird to get off my back…lol. I’m not even sure what she’s talking about. Ok…I may have not reviewed her work Monday night. I think it was because they didn’t have school on Tuesday and they were in chillax mode. The bad news is I forgot to give her $ for the book fair this morning…but she did too, so who’s fault is that?? Huh?? *sigh*
I did check her work last night. I made a few highlightss that she corrected this morning.
The girls REALLLY keep me on my toes. I think I do a good job, but they are great about reminding me of things that I may let fall through the cracks simply because there is just soooo much on my mind.
Just yesterday T reminded me to remind her pick-up that she won’t be out of school until 5:00pm due to Xmas show rehearsals. I really do appreciate those reminders because I would surely forget. Her pick up would arrive at 2:55 and then I’d have to apologize profusely.
After church on Saturday we went to visit my grandmother. You may remember that she has dementia and she is in a nursing home. When we visit she’s normally in the rec room where there is all kinda chaos…folx screaming and rambling. So my mother suggested we take her into her room and visit there. Just trying to get her from A to B is a task.
Once inside the room Bird stretched across her bed and T sat at the edge…at some point Bird makes this random comment about Grandmommy not watching Noggin. Then, my mom kept asking Grandmommy “Do you know who I am?” After a few times Bird says “She’s on mute“. We HOLLLLERED! She says all of this with a straight face.
Saturday night my mom lent me “The Soloist”. I got myself all geared up for a night in…I was rubbing my hands together prepared for a good movie night….(READ NO DATE) lol Fifteen minutes into this film I needed to call Mommy.
Me: Mommy, did you like this movie?
Mommy: No
Me: Then why the heck you give it to me???
Mommy: BAWAHAHAHAHAAAA…you don’t like it?
Me: Uh…NO! Dang if you didn’t like why’d you suggest I watch it?
Mommy: ROFL!!!!! LOL!!!!! I don’t know..HA HA HEEE HEEEE…I thought maybe you would *chuckle chuckle*
Me: Hmph….you coulda gave me a back up movie.
Mommy: Ok ok…I’ll bring you a another movie…You crazy!
Me: So I’ve been told
As a result, I watched every T.O episode that night and BOY!!! I have the ILLEST crush on that man. I like his smile.
Eventually I went to sleep and had an erotic dream about him. Then when it was time to get strapped on his…uh….tool was not impressive. It was un.circum.cised and it was all twisted up…like it had to be unraveled…ewww. I don’t know where my mind is…I just know it’s been a long time..LOL!!
Sunday we went to a Luau. I prepared baked macaroni and cheese. I arrived on time and they were STILL setting up. I’ve had my share of hosting, and sometimes things run behind schedule but DANG you just now putting clothes on the tables!? It wasn’t up and running until 2 hours later. By nightfall we were all having a good time….especially Bird
Yesterday, Bird and I walked into a store and was greeted by an energetic sales employee with feminine tendencies..real sing song like “Welcome to XYZ” we smiled and walked when he said to a woman behind us ” Welcome to XYZ, you look great!” Bird leans into me and says “I bet he doesn’t even feel like saying that…he just says it cuz he works here” . She’s figured it all out…she tickles me so.
